* Always double down on an 11 

* Your fingernails are dirty. They touch everything.. don't bite them 

* I've got the illest views of LA from my Hollywood Hills bachelor pad 

* Garlic, while good for your system will make you gas (fart) 

* The best time to neuter your dog is at 6 months to a year 

* The persons # you got at the club last night doesn't look as good as you remember 

* My Lumidee & Pitbull records are gonna be hits at radio nationally, thanks to KISS-FM!

* A Dyson vacuum cleaner doesn't lose suction (Costco for the best deal) 

* Mentors are a neccessity in life.. they'll help you to get where you're going faster

* Always love yourself first. The rest will follow 

* To say what you mean, is to really mean what you say 

* Although I'm now 30, I've been bald since I was 21.. true story