Hello All,

Well it's now Round 2 for the kiis my baby contest and I'm sad to say that my baby Danny didn't make it :(

But I want to thank everyone for their support, I appreciate all that did vote for little Danny. In my heart he will always be the most beautiful baby !!!!

Good Luck to the remaining contestants!!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' 
  
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' 
 
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon........"You got nice house."  

See Ya..........

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "you're on my list, but I have no
room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to have
to let someone else go.
"I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of
them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who
leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good swimmer, And I
don't think I could do that all day long".
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over and
over, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton Lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,

"Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that
.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'!

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


It's Called Therapy

Hey everyone hope you guys had a great and fun easter weekend :)

So the Voting is still on for the Kiis My Baby contest

Please help me vote for my Little Monster Danny :)

He is under Group #32 Contestant #1 !!!

Thanks in advanced!!!!